His Mission: Eighty million dollars in jewels and eight minutes to steal them.

His Partner: Handsome, confident, French. And, impossibly, the man from the single worst date of his life.

This is the [absolutely not] true story of the 2025 Louvre heist. Don’t miss out on the true-crime fan fiction no one has been asking for.

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